Me: Abe, what were you talking to the police man about?
Abe: I just told him how dad threw Tucker against the wall last night.
M: What?
A: I told him how dad threw Tucker against the wall and he got really hurt.
M: WHAT?
A: Mom, I told you already.
M: Dad didn't throw Tucker against the wall!!!!
A: Yes he did.
M: Abe, they were wrestling and daddy threw him on the couch...his foot hit the wall and knocked down a picture.
A: No, he knocked down two pictures.
M: Honey, Tucker is just fine..they were just playing.
A: He cried for a minute.
M: Because I was mad and told them "NO MORE WRESTLING". Tucker wanted to wrestle some more.
A: Ohhhh.....
So after this I had to go talk to the officer and make it clear that their dad is not abusive LOL and that Tucker who was standing there was fine. He kind of chuckled and said that Abe had raised his hand when the EMT asked if they had ever seen anyone get really hurt....Abe told them "Yes, last night my dad threw my brother against the wall". Oh, Abraham....what are we going to do with him?

4 comments:
thank you ABe!
Abey, baby!! "Mr. Literal" Whatever...at least he feels comfortable speaking his mind. You gotta love him...and I DO!!
XOXO Nannie
Ok, that is so funny! I am laughing so hard. Don't kids just make life so interesting! I love it Abe!
Seriously... thanks for your site today! After the beautiful shout out to my loveliness in high school, I did appreciate Abe reporting Bob's behavior to the cops. It is about time someone did. Shame on you... shame on you!
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